Disinterested Handjob
Why isn’t this my #life??

Why isn’t this my #life??

Just bought a new #house by the ocean!!

Just bought a new #house by the ocean!!

#Blaine the #pain #king

#Blaine the #pain #king

Ever watch Pulp Fiction?  This a $6 #shake.

Ever watch Pulp Fiction? This a $6 #shake.

#sorry

#sorry

#timetraveler

#timetraveler

I want to #remember this forever

I want to #remember this forever

#if you loved me

#if you loved me