Disinterested Handjob
I believe this for real.

I believe this for real.

He decided to come back in with me and now he’s my pet.

He decided to come back in with me and now he’s my pet.

So I put him out side and went back thirty minutes later and he was waiting for me…

So I put him out side and went back thirty minutes later and he was waiting for me…

Found this little guy in my electric skillet.  #dinner

Found this little guy in my electric skillet. #dinner

#want

#want

#donuts

#donuts

Multi person stall, #awkward

Multi person stall, #awkward

Oh wait, he’s just a #bottom #simpsons