Disinterested Handjob
My man.

My man.

#fun what?

#fun what?

That’s me with the lunch pail.  Early in life, but my fifteen minutes of fame.  I was a little #diva, no?

That’s me with the lunch pail. Early in life, but my fifteen minutes of fame. I was a little #diva, no?

So there’s a bum squatting in our building.  He’s an IV drug user…

So there’s a bum squatting in our building. He’s an IV drug user…

Why isn’t this my #life??

Why isn’t this my #life??

Just bought a new #house by the ocean!!

Just bought a new #house by the ocean!!